It was a typical lazy Sunday afternoon
and a leisurely third cup of tea was nearing its conclusion. No pleasure is
greater than having a hot chai watching the
heavy downpour splatter on your window, while you are sitting warm and snug inside
listening to Geeta Dutt crooning ‘Waqt ne Kiya kya haseen sitam’. It was ‘Kagaz
Ke Phool’ playing on Doordarshan an immensely more attractive proposition than
suffering ‘Agneepath’ on Zee Cinema. The play of lights and shadows in that
movie makes it a classic that can be experienced again and again just for what the
cameraman Moorthy achieved on celluloid way way back; truly amazing. A small
question crept up is how would lunch be managed now that this movie is on, when it’s
a must view? Hence it needed to be something that can be rustled up during the
many commercial breaks; 3 minute windows between 10 minutes of viewing. That
was the challenge. Needless to say, any meal being a
serious business in this abode, it needed to be complete and befitting
the exacting standards of the wife who is an excellent cook herself. She is on
some assignment and this was my baby today.
She went inside to work on her
computer with a terse "Why don’t you take care of lunch, am busy today." "What
would you want?" I ask looking out into the pouring rain sensing my dry
snugness evaporating. “Surprise me” says she and closed the room door. I look
back and see Guru Dutt in the frame remove his fedora and wiping his forehead.
His expression seemed to say "I made a movie for you to enjoy, now you would
want me to make your lunch too?”. He is not going to be a help, thought I so far as inspiration goes. As the commercials flash am in the kitchen,
rustling up the shelves and looking through the refrigerator. One good thing is
both are always stocked.
Commercial Break 1 ( Whats available?)
From the freezer I get two large
boneless breasts of frozen chicken, couple of eggs, fresh curry leaves, ginger
paste, garlic paste. I start the assembly and gosh...no vegetable oil. Talk
about well stocked! From the shelves I pick a double pack of Maggi Noodles, Chicken
taste maker (stock) cubes, soy sauce, a fresh unopened bottle of olive oil (whew ),
chilli flakes, rosemary, thyme and oregano, red onions in the basket.
Ok so it had to be noodles, chicken and eggs. But exactly what dish...by then the
commercials were off and put the breasts in a microwave bowl to
defrost, while I came and sat back in front of the movie.
Commercial Break 2 ( The inspirational idea )
The breasts had thawed and being
frozen had partially cooked in the bowl and looking so fat and juicy that it
seemed criminal to dice them. They had to remain just like that, whole, juicy
and thick. And then comes the inspiration, I could see them lying on a white
plate golden brown and served on the side with a plate of noodles delicately
seasoned (I opted out of the ready tastemaker which was masala...yikes, because
it would have interfered with the overall meal flavour) and served with eggs. When the objective is clearer with the
ingredients ready and in front, then all that remains is the process. That’s not too bad,
don’t blame me for thinking like this, am an engineer we are trained to think
from the first principles and the creative solution too is looked at from a
problem solving approach ;-) That’s in our DNA.
Step 1:
The marinade:
The two breasts of one chicken
partially cooked in the microwave for about 2 and a half minutes while defreezing
were from a fowl who simply for her cleavage would have been the toast of her coop in
her heydays. Somewhere between Medium to Large size.
1 table spoon of ginger paste, 1 tablespoon of garlic paste, 1teaspoon of red chili powder, a dash of rosemary, a dash of thyme and oregano with a pinch of salt was mixed together as a paste. It was rubbed on all sides of the breast evenly and nicely and left to rest for one movie length (about ten minutes).
In the mean time took one red onion and finely diced slivers and kept them aside. About 15 curry leaves, fresh and a deep green were ripped from the stem. My Mise En Place ( I love throwing some jargon to make this very simple dish look exotic and for those of you who don’t know this, there is always the Larousse Gastronomique or Google, you just don’t get free recipes without having to do something, even if it’s looking up a word )
1 table spoon of ginger paste, 1 tablespoon of garlic paste, 1teaspoon of red chili powder, a dash of rosemary, a dash of thyme and oregano with a pinch of salt was mixed together as a paste. It was rubbed on all sides of the breast evenly and nicely and left to rest for one movie length (about ten minutes).
In the mean time took one red onion and finely diced slivers and kept them aside. About 15 curry leaves, fresh and a deep green were ripped from the stem. My Mise En Place ( I love throwing some jargon to make this very simple dish look exotic and for those of you who don’t know this, there is always the Larousse Gastronomique or Google, you just don’t get free recipes without having to do something, even if it’s looking up a word )
Step 2: (Commercial Break 3)
Noodles, especially when they come
out of a packet have a tendency to cook unevenly. So when one has to cook them Al
Dente or just right here is a tip that I use. Boil water in a large sauce pan
till it simmers and starts to bubble, drop in a couple of drops of oil till the
oil breaks up. Today one packet of Maggi chicken
tastemaker was added to this boil along with the stock left over from the defreeze
chicken from the microwave bowl plus a few
slices of that onion cut for the chicken. Why let go of genuine flavours, I
say? While this boiled over put in a tablespoon of soy sauce. The aroma was
unbelievable from so simple a boiler. Then added the noodles last and within a
minute had them sieved off. The hot boil I kept on the pan to reduce, like a
sauce or a soup. The starch from the noodles that gets left over turns it into
a terrific soup, should one want it so. The noodles were spread off to cool on
a plate. The oil ensures the noodles don’t stick to each other.
Step 3 : ( Commercial Break 4 )
Added two table spoons of olive oil
and tossed in the onions once the oil was hot. Added the curry leaves and when
they start to spatter and the onions are caramelizing (don’t worry about the
onions even if a few char off they just add to the flavour) place the marinated
chicken breasts on the pan. Cook it for 2-3 minutes on either side (at this point
the food takes precedence over the movie) till the chicken is a golden brown on
both sides. Stand them on the edges for a minute in the hot pan if they are
thick, mine were, such that the juices seeped in are sealed within.
The glaze; Take four tablespoons of
wild honey (we had some we had brought from Konkan, it has a slightly waxy
smell but awesome body and smoothness) or any honey and add loads of red chilli
flakes and mix it thoroughly.
The noodles unless they have gone
real cold (then they can be tossed off on a lightly oiled pan) and served in soup
plates. Pour the reduced sauce like a sprinkle on this spread of noodles.
The
flavours are light and delicate. I fried an egg (half fry/bulls eye/ sunny side up/light such
that the whites are soft and not crispy) and placed it on the bed of sauced
noodles. . Poured the reduced sauce from the noodles into a cup for added
flavouring should it be required. The side dish was ready.
The two breasts were on the plate. Arranged the caramelized onions and the curry leaves in a small heap by the side.
With a spoon glazed every surface of the hot golden brown chicken with the
honey and flakes mixture. It shone with the red of the flakes dancing off
throwing spots of light.
I knocked on the door and called the
wife. No expression on her face till she had the chicken and then a smile. My Sunday lunch
turned out perfect. Simple to turn out and delightfully sumptuous...