It was a typical lazy Sunday afternoon
and a leisurely third cup of tea was nearing its conclusion. No pleasure is
greater than having a hot chai watching the
heavy downpour splatter on your window, while you are sitting warm and snug inside
listening to Geeta Dutt crooning ‘Waqt ne Kiya kya haseen sitam’. It was ‘Kagaz
Ke Phool’ playing on Doordarshan an immensely more attractive proposition than
suffering ‘Agneepath’ on Zee Cinema. The play of lights and shadows in that
movie makes it a classic that can be experienced again and again just for what the
cameraman Moorthy achieved on celluloid way way back; truly amazing. A small
question crept up is how would lunch be managed now that this movie is on, when it’s
a must view? Hence it needed to be something that can be rustled up during the
many commercial breaks; 3 minute windows between 10 minutes of viewing. That
was the challenge. Needless to say, any meal being a
serious business in this abode, it needed to be complete and befitting
the exacting standards of the wife who is an excellent cook herself. She is on
some assignment and this was my baby today.
Commercial Break 1 ( Whats available?)
From the freezer I get two large
boneless breasts of frozen chicken, couple of eggs, fresh curry leaves, ginger
paste, garlic paste. I start the assembly and gosh...no vegetable oil. Talk
about well stocked! From the shelves I pick a double pack of Maggi Noodles, Chicken
taste maker (stock) cubes, soy sauce, a fresh unopened bottle of olive oil (whew ),
chilli flakes, rosemary, thyme and oregano, red onions in the basket.
Ok so it had to be noodles, chicken and eggs. But exactly what dish...by then the
commercials were off and put the breasts in a microwave bowl to
defrost, while I came and sat back in front of the movie.
Commercial Break 2 ( The inspirational idea )

Step 1:
The marinade:
The two breasts of one chicken
partially cooked in the microwave for about 2 and a half minutes while defreezing
were from a fowl who simply for her cleavage would have been the toast of her coop in
her heydays. Somewhere between Medium to Large size.
1 table spoon of ginger paste, 1 tablespoon of garlic paste, 1teaspoon of red chili powder, a dash of rosemary, a dash of thyme and oregano with a pinch of salt was mixed together as a paste. It was rubbed on all sides of the breast evenly and nicely and left to rest for one movie length (about ten minutes).
In the mean time took one red onion and finely diced slivers and kept them aside. About 15 curry leaves, fresh and a deep green were ripped from the stem. My Mise En Place ( I love throwing some jargon to make this very simple dish look exotic and for those of you who don’t know this, there is always the Larousse Gastronomique or Google, you just don’t get free recipes without having to do something, even if it’s looking up a word )
1 table spoon of ginger paste, 1 tablespoon of garlic paste, 1teaspoon of red chili powder, a dash of rosemary, a dash of thyme and oregano with a pinch of salt was mixed together as a paste. It was rubbed on all sides of the breast evenly and nicely and left to rest for one movie length (about ten minutes).
In the mean time took one red onion and finely diced slivers and kept them aside. About 15 curry leaves, fresh and a deep green were ripped from the stem. My Mise En Place ( I love throwing some jargon to make this very simple dish look exotic and for those of you who don’t know this, there is always the Larousse Gastronomique or Google, you just don’t get free recipes without having to do something, even if it’s looking up a word )
Step 2: (Commercial Break 3)

Step 3 : ( Commercial Break 4 )

The glaze; Take four tablespoons of
wild honey (we had some we had brought from Konkan, it has a slightly waxy
smell but awesome body and smoothness) or any honey and add loads of red chilli
flakes and mix it thoroughly.
The noodles unless they have gone
real cold (then they can be tossed off on a lightly oiled pan) and served in soup
plates. Pour the reduced sauce like a sprinkle on this spread of noodles.
The
flavours are light and delicate. I fried an egg (half fry/bulls eye/ sunny side up/light such
that the whites are soft and not crispy) and placed it on the bed of sauced
noodles. . Poured the reduced sauce from the noodles into a cup for added
flavouring should it be required. The side dish was ready.
The two breasts were on the plate. Arranged the caramelized onions and the curry leaves in a small heap by the side.
With a spoon glazed every surface of the hot golden brown chicken with the
honey and flakes mixture. It shone with the red of the flakes dancing off
throwing spots of light.
I knocked on the door and called the
wife. No expression on her face till she had the chicken and then a smile. My Sunday lunch
turned out perfect. Simple to turn out and delightfully sumptuous...